Biden Holds Critical Press Conference

In the wake of calls for him to step down from the presidential race following a poor debate performance and concerns about his mental ability to fulfill his duties, President Biden held an hour-long press conference in an attempt to prove his fitness for the position. What do you think?

“I thought the one-armed push-ups were a bit much.”

Dennis Gowdy, Racket Stringer

Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus

“I’m fine with him being president, but he definitely shouldn’t be driving.”

Ruby Kisses, PSA Animator

“Enough—let’s see him dance.”

Erin O’Leary, Unemployed